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Tuesday

The date when most important things arrive

CHEKOV (concerned): How big's your medical staff?
HARRIMAN(embarrassed):The medical staff... doesn't arrive until Tuesday.
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KIRK

(quickly, to Demora)

Load torpedo bays, prepare to fire

on my command.

Demora turns to him.

DEMORA

Captain... we don't have any

torpedoes.

Kirk glances at Harriman.

KIRK

Don't tell me... Tuesday.

Harriman nods, a little embarrassed. The SHAKING gets

worse.

by coolkirk1701 January 2, 2015


tuesdays

every Tuesday is show of your bestfriend(s) day :)

Person 1: *posts picture of bestfriend on story*
Person 2: aweee what was this for ?
Person 1: it’s Tuesdays ! It was time to show u off to everyone that ur my bestfriend :)

by littlemac_3 October 13, 2021


tuesday

you can’t describe tuesday, tuesday is a day like no other. no one can yet know the power of tuesdays bar 2 people. tuesdays is for them to understand and everyone else to be confused about

“it’s a tuesday…”
“see you tonight then” (wink optional)

by arsonali October 22, 2022


Tuesday

COCK

A FAT TUESDAY WOULD SMACK RN

by Facts man May 17, 2020


Tuesday

Just a typical day on the third day of the week

Dude 1: "Bro, Tuesdays are the best!"
Dude 2:"Nah, I think Mondays are the best cause I can make myself suffer in work again"

by Home depot worker May 4, 2019


Tuesday

An average day. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Blanche: "You know what they call it when a woman sleeps with two men at the same time?"
Sophia: "You'd call it Tuesday!"

#GoldenGirls

by Liz8472 February 6, 2018


tuesday

Tues•day

/ˈt(y)o͞ozdā,ˈt(y)o͞ozdē/
noun / person
1 ) the ultimate mommy
2 ) listen to mx by deftones and square by mitski for more insight

Tuesday is the coolest ever.

by maxiepads February 18, 2022