George Bush doesn't care about black people

While Bush probably cares the least for blacks, the truth is George Bush dosent care about most people.

Kanye: George Bush doesn't care about black people
crew: no shit but you cant say that on the air.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

Kanye West appeared on a telethon with Mike Myers to raise money for Katrina Relief. After Mike Myers explained that New Orleans was covered with 25 feet of water and was perhaps permanently damaged, West responded off-script with "George Bush does not care about black people."

Helpless people were left stranded by FEMA in the Superdome after Katrina because George Bush does not care about black people.

In his defense, George Bush doesnt really care about white people either...

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let's all just get a bong and toke about it

when there is a conflict that can only be solved by smoking weed.

(let's all just get along and talk about it)

George: hey man, i don't appreciate you cheating off my tests in history class...

Bill: i feel you bro, let's all just get a bong and toke about it

4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack

An ad that I see all the fucking time on Urban Dictionary.

4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack. *Insert image of foot.*

I have no idea what you're talking about

The most self-incriminating thing a suspect can say to a law enforcement official.

A suspect who has a substantial amount of evidence linking him/her to a crime will act completely oblivious to the matter.

Saying such a phrase will destroy a suspect's credibility since he/she is being non-cooperative and is obviously lying.

Officer: We've got your DNA on the dead body, your fingerprints are all over the murder weapon, and we have three credible eye-witnesses saying they saw you pull the trigger!

Suspect: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Officer: Thanks, that's all I needed to hear.

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you're about to find out who i am

a more militantly-minded version of the popular "you're about to get to know me"; instead of expressing its surface desire to become "properly introduced," this phrase is akin to the Shakespearean cry "into the breach once again dear friends" and is most likely used by an individual who wants to kick some serious tail

Guy 1: "I slept with your partner"
"Your Partner"'s partner: "You're about to find out who I am"

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George Bush doesn't care about black people

Kanye's words of wisdom.

Tyrome: Yo bitch, dat look just like a George Bush doesn't care about black people!

Jyrome: 'eyo son I'm a negro staight up dat white ass boy gonna get popped by Kanye!

Tyrome: FRIED CHICKEN N' HOT SAUCE FO TONIGHT SONNN!

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