bestie alyssa

a person who is an amazing bestie & hates everyone 🤞🏼

bestie alyssa is an amazing

alyssa may

The girl that shakes her ass on tik tok to get clout she is verified on tik tok and is trying to get to 1 million on Instagram !!!!!!!!!!

But she gorgeous/pretty

“Did you see Alyssa may new tik tok”
“No ....is it her shaking her ass?”
“...yes”

Alyssa mays

A funky person that listens to nightcore things and has a white deaf cat named kevin

You’re acting like Alyssa Mays today😹😹

Alyssa<33

Alyssa is a super cool chick that is super duper funny, nice, and she's a really big silly goose, she's really random sometimes and it's always tons and tons of fun to be around her, I lava my little Alyssa goose🫶🫶🫶

Camille: alyssas a fucking freak man!
Maryly: ya ik-
Alyssa<33: *cuts of maryly* DAMN RIGHT I AM GRAHHHHHHH POW POW POW

Alyssa and Aysha

Alyssa and aysha are THAT couple. Though they’re special in their own ways, their names are really pronounced aleeeesa and ayeeesha. Nothing can break their love for each other as they are forever intertwined with each other. They are compatible in many ways, in trust, love, in dignity. All that. They survive on cheese and that’s what bonds them so close together, being mole rats together. If you see this couple, know they’re never leaving each other. They are like ooblique. Hard when touching esch othe yet soft when talking.

Guy: yo is that Alyssa and aysha?

Other dude: hell yeah, I look up to their wise couple ways…

Guy: should we kiss?

Other dude: …

alyssa goretzka

the hottest and sexiest person to ever live

“wow theyre so hot and sexy”
“oh its just alyssa goretzka”

Alyssa Noel Johnson

Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.

“Where’s my meaut?”
“Oh you mean Alyssa Noel Johnson!”