What am I, a sheepdog?

Common phrase said when cut off and forced to awkwardly walk behind your friends rather than adjacent to them

*walking behind friends*
What am I, a sheepdog?

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am I being punk'd?

An expression of surprise and disbelief that is uttered when one is in a situation that is perceived to be rediculous or beyond belief. Usually said when a person assumes that they are being fooled or made the butt end of a practical joke; not wanting to face the facts of a real situation.
Originating from the TV show hosted by Ashton Kutcher called punk'd where he plays practical jokes on fellow celebrities deceiving them into accepting a crazy scenario or situation is real.

Jackass: dude, your house burned down and everyone you love is dead! Oh, and your girlfriend is cheating on you!

Pedro: What?! Am I being punk'd?

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1:43 am/pm

The time of 1:43 am/pm can function the same way as 11:11, you can make a wish at this time, or tell your significant other that you love them. 143 has more meaning than 1111. It means "I Love You" ( I being one letter, Love being four letters, and You being three letters.) It can also be a time to think of your significant other, or make a wish that they will want you.

Andie: Its 1:43 am/pm
Skyler: Make a wish, I love you!

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am just keeping it for a mate

when you find STEROIDS , drugs , animal porn & other embarrassing items at a friends house and they try to convince you its not theirs , but it is.

Male 1 - mate why you got testosterone hidden in your gym ?.

male 2 - am just keeping it for a mate .

mate 1 - okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.

why i am here

I will make you so confident you will walk like a silverback in a bulletproof vest
I will make you smile so hard you will look like a loony with a king's heart
I will kiss you so soft all your thorns will gladly wave the white flag
I will touch you so intimately you won't know what day it is. and what year

That to me
is why i am here

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I am very hungry

This phrase is from a video game on cool math.org that became a popular meme The game revolves around feeding a pumpkin until he gets so fat he dies

I am very hungry- I am fat

Inside, I am Infinite

A saying used by Musashi Miyamoto. This means that the inside of a person has infinite things that define them. Their personality, thoughts, and actions cannot be pinpointed to one thing. Hence, everyone is infinite inside.

"why am I the way that I am?"
"everything that happened to you shapes who you are, hence, Inside, I am Infinite