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its wear u start to masterbate at the same time ur pereants decide to start having sex so u dont know wether its the porn making those grunts or ur pearents
Teenager 1: i was watching porn last night but i think my perants where doing it so i couldnt tell what was making the sounds my computer or my mum....
Teenager 2: the ashley theory
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A no good slut mcbaggin, stuck up Gods ass knowing damn well she's the biggest sinner around.
That girls such an Ashley chase.
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This stupid little girl who whos a fake bully and wants to Peirce every body part she has and her hair will eventually fall out cause she keeps dying it
You know that "Ashley Feeger" joker yeah the one that thinks there it more than 2 gender
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A careful yet still overrated actress signed with Disney whose best friends are a giant tampon named Vanessa Hudgens and her bitch, Zac Efron. She has been a Disney Channel regular since about 3 years ago and ever since then, she's been a marketing ploy to teeny boppers everywhere. From a temporary singing career, and soon to be a temporary acting career, it's only a matter of time before she'll start to shit bricks. She also is in bad shape and has decided to put her health in the hand of plastic surgeons. Opposed to Hayden Panettiere, Ashley Tisdale is one of several Disney-born stars that don't really impress anybody but the media.
Girl: Could you believe Ashley Tisdale is redoing her nose AGAIN?! What the hell?
Boy: I heard it's to improve her singing, but let's hope they fuck it up so badly that she can't even breath. I'm so sick of hearing about her.
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This phrase describes a situation, one can have an "awkward ashley" moment. This situation usually involves long periods of silence after someone makes a comment or does something that creates possible tension and nervousness for all involved. Often times one can interject their own name into the phrase, i.e. "Awkward Jane", however it has been found that "Awkward Ashley" flows much easier for 92% of the population.
You tell a story and no one laughs. This is an "Awkward Ashley" moment.
You make an non-PC comment and everyone is silent. This is an "Awkward Ashley" moment.
You show up to a party uninvited but felt that it was ok because you knew most of the people there and the host doesn't acknowledge your presence. This is an "Awkward Ashley" moment.
You get the idea..
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To be cool; To be very smart and have obviously good taste. May apply to men who have "Ashley" syndrome". To be eternally grateful to one named Ashley. May also appply to those who love Ashley. Especially Ashley J. Also to be very sexy.
Man loves Ashley so he has the Ashley syndrome. See also "Goddess"
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Ashley Day is a crazy bitch from California. She is a physco stalker and had some serious mental problems. She needs mental help.
Hey Joey, are you going to call Ashley Day back.
Joey; Hell no, she is a crazy stalker and a five stage clinger.
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