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ibs attack

The polite way to say somebody has shit themselves

Oh did you hear about poor mrs #### she had an Ibs attack at the bingo

by Ralph 😁😁😁 March 23, 2022


autie attack

An autie attack is when an autistic person gets an autistic seasure and starts breaking/killing everything around him/her.
This can eventually lead to for example: Broken furnature, Half-eaten candles and dead puppies.

Oh no, -insert autistic heterosexual male here- is getting touched by a girl. I can see him charging for an autie attack.

by RectumMoistEruption October 12, 2017


Gigaschnack Attack

A distant cousin of the BigMac Attack, a Gigaschnack Attack is the inexorable urge to purchase and consume massive quantities of low quality highly processed vending machine food.

Abbr. GSA

Person 1"Hey are going to get dinner tonight?"

Person 2"Naw, I'll probably just have a gigaschnack attack later"

Person 1, "I say, you haven't eaten all day, you must be starving!"

Person 2"Naw that aint me, I had a 5000 calorie GSA earlier"

by SCL202 March 3, 2011


Batt Attack

When anything battery powered suddenly dies.

Q: Why'd you hang up on me?
A: I didn't. My phone had a batt attack.

Q: WTF does batt attack mean?
A: I'd look it up on urbandictionary.com but my MacBook is recovering from a batt attack.

by Flip Dinero October 25, 2011


Sneak Attack

The act of going down on a girl after she is pissed off in hopes of avoiding all argumental confrontation

Jessica was so pissed off last night about me getting home late I had to wake her up with a sneak attack

by Bubs the menace December 22, 2019


Dick attack

when oneself send a rather nude photo of thys penis

dick attack:
Messages:
Samantha jo : hey
jacob

jacob: hi Samuel
: *sends peepee*

by Djwhore5522 August 28, 2021


Mac Attack

When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.

Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022