National surprise the opposite sex day
Boy: It’s my birthday today, august 17th
Girl: Damn, take a quick peek up my skirt
Boy: Woah why so sudden
Girl: Cause your born on august 17th
This is the day, all the Hotties are born. Go bury them in gifts
Friend : Its August 27th, Isn't ur birthday?
Valerie : Yeah, why?
Friend : Its Hottie day.
Hello boyfriend I’m going to post you because it’s August 3rd
August 3rd is known to be dannie day
person 1: I can't wait for August 3rd
person 2: why whats so special?
person 1: Are u kidding? It's dannie day!
August 3rd is known to be dannie day
person 1: I Can't wait for August 3rd
person 2: why whats so special?
person 1: dude are you kidding, It's dannie day!
National boyfriend day. post your boyfriend with a 🤫 emoji or you don't love him
August 3rd is today let me post him
National call out the people who talk shit behind peoples backs day!
"Its August 3rd!"
"So."
"We get to expose everyone we know who's chatting shit"