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Baby shark is a crappy kids song. Children from ages 12 months and up usually listen to baby shark. It is these kids singing different shark roles. Like baby shark, mummy shark and more. It is very annoying and makes me pissed off
Mum: Hey sweetheart you ready?
2 year old: YAA!
Mum: song* BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK!
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A baby that’s easy to bother and annoy, and easily cries at everything.
I was babysitting my friend’s baby and he was totally pulling a Baby Huffington and he would not stop crying! I literally was in hell the whole time I was taking care of him!
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The socially acceptable way of saying “my husband is doing big fat cums in my pussy”
My sister: Craig and I have been trying for a baby!
My mom: oh how wonderful sweetie!
All I heard: “my husband has been doing big fat cums in my pussy”
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When your girlfriend who wont have sex with you is miraculously impregnated.
Guy 1: A fool, I see your lady's bump, ata boy. Guy 2: Well, we havent even done it, guess its a Jesus baby.
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the act of swallowing sperm.
I got her to drink my babies last night.
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A person so incredibly annoying, that the only was to describe him is that they were pushed out of their mother's anus.
Fool, your such an anus baby, you cant just jizz off the porch.
You fucking anus baby dont touch me.
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To share a baby with a lover/partner pretty much saying you’ll both take care of the baby equally
Damn I really love her. With her, I would go half on a baby.
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