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She was flickin the bean in the bathroom before her shower
the most perfect guy you could think of. you're lucky to have him and you love spending time with him. just looking at him gives you butterflies and you just wanna hug him all the time. you make each other smile just by looking at the other.
A Bean Complex is when a person, normally a male, develops an attachment to a possibly sexual event involving a specific person. He then proceeds to never let go of this memory, seeing as it may very well be the last event like this he/she will ever experience, and shares it with as many people as he/she possibly can, including the person involved in the event.
James: Dude, Jack has developed such a bean complex for what happened with Alice last night.
Jack: Hey guys! Remember that time with Alice when we "high-fived" all night? Good times.
John: *sarcastically* Yeah, really cool.
“Bean” is a shortened word for “Beaner;” a derogatory word used against Hispanics. A “Maple Bean” is a Hispanic that illegally crossed over the US/MEX border but kept going so far that he ended up in Canada. That Hispanic then has a few kids born and raised in Canada, and they are first generation Maple Beans.
Alejandro: ay papi, y’all esses from America cuz based on your accents y’all aint from El Tri.
JuanTuan: No my family and I are from Toronto eh.
Alejandro: so y’all are Maple Beans?
JuanTuan: Maple Beans? What are you talking aboat?
yo dude the fire alarm looks like that one bean astronaut
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Much like the T-Bag, the C-bean is the act of shoving someones or your own vagina into another persons face or mouth. The C-bean comes from to words, the bean being the clitoris and the c standing for the word cunt or vulva.
Man i saw some chick giving some dude a c-bean last night...then he bit her.
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Used to comment that something unfortunate cannot be fixed or helped, and usually also that the speaker does not seem to care that this is the case. Basically a colloquial form of “Tough!” as in “Well, that’s too bad!”
Jake: “Ben, I want seven cupcakes like you have. I hate having only six cupcakes!”
Ben:”Well, Jake,tough beans! You know the rules: seven cupcakes for me and only six cupcakes for you! So live with it!”