the birds and the bees

The explanation of sex to a young person; usually delivered by his/her parents.

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the bees."

Dirty Bird

Someone whose mind is usually in the gutter (i.e. dirty thoughts)

"Have you seen my spectacles?"
"What??? Testicles?"
"Dirty bird."

OR

Howard Stern is a dirty bird.

Dodo Bird

A living creature with very noticeably low intelligence.

Sarah Palin is often seen as a not-so-distant relative of the dodo bird.

tweety bird

white trashy girls who date black guys and stand outside wal-mart wearing ragedy tweety bird shirts

becca and katie are such tweety birds!

bird dog

To watch someone closely while making no attempt to hide that you are doing so.

"The CFO couldn't fire Will, so she bird dogged him until he quit".

Angry Birds

A phrase used to describe all the pissed off girlfriends who have boyfriends that are addicted to the Angry Birds game.

If these men don't get the hell off their phones, they are gonna have alot of angry birds to deal with.

ghetto bird

low flying police helicopter

damn that ghetto bird is flying low tonight