C biscuit

This word is used in an attempt to "be professional" about calling someone a cunt.

She just lied about me; she's such a C biscuit.

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buttermilk biscuits

When you get caught masturbating by your grandma and she joins in the fun

"Hot damn! I just got buttermilk biscuits!"

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Air Biscuit

When you cup a fart, then proceed to shove in Someone's face

That bastard snuck up right behind me and Fed me a air biscuit

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Dry biscuit

An unfortunate situation involving a woman's private area that renders it unappealing to her mate or potential mates.

Man 1: "Hey, you goin' out with Jenny again?"
Man 2: "Hell no. I found out she has a dry biscuit."
Man 1: "Yikes. Good call on that."

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jungle biscuit

a clump of pubic hair

jungle biscuit on a razor, jungle biscuit in the shower, jungle biscuit on the toilet seat

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chewy biscuit

Poo.

Something covered in poo.

The result of having poo sex.

After a hefty bout of anal sex my cock was looking like a chewy biscuit.

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tar biscuit

Turd, feces, crap, shit, log, load, poop.

Having long been constipated, he finally broke loose and clogged my toilet up with an enormous tar biscuit.

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