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When you get caught masturbating by your grandma and she joins in the fun
"Hot damn! I just got buttermilk biscuits!"
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When you cup a fart, then proceed to shove in Someone's face
That bastard snuck up right behind me and Fed me a air biscuit
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An unfortunate situation involving a woman's private area that renders it unappealing to her mate or potential mates.
Man 1: "Hey, you goin' out with Jenny again?"
Man 2: "Hell no. I found out she has a dry biscuit."
Man 1: "Yikes. Good call on that."
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a clump of pubic hair
jungle biscuit on a razor, jungle biscuit in the shower, jungle biscuit on the toilet seat
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Poo.
Something covered in poo.
The result of having poo sex.
After a hefty bout of anal sex my cock was looking like a chewy biscuit.
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Turd, feces, crap, shit, log, load, poop.
Having long been constipated, he finally broke loose and clogged my toilet up with an enormous tar biscuit.
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saying something that you have just made up in your head (free freestyling)
i wrote none of this sh**
i strictly come off the biscuit
blowin' your district
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