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Someone who spends their time hiding from the world under a blanket on their couch. Afraid of changes, social interaction, and living their life. The couch is usually located in a parents house or basement, but that is not an exclusive detail. Little to no friends.
Whatever happened to Larissa?
Man, her parents babied her so bad after she failed college that she became a blanket person. I haven’t seen her in months.
A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.
Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.
The act of getting drunk in order to keep warm when cold. Typically practiced by homeless people.
Jim couldn’t afford heating so he’s had a tramp’s blanket to keep him warm.
Shall we leave the heating off and just have a tramp’s blanket tonight instead?
When one pulls ones scrotum flap over the nose of there partner.
Guy : "I was gonna tea bah jill last but she opted for a nose blanket!"
Guy2 : "I love putting my ballsack over womans noses!"
Aftermath of: “The sun is a deadly laser”
Friend 1: “The sun is a deadly laser”
Friend 2: “Not anymore there’s a blanket!”
When a man is in bed with his girls and has to fart, but he pulls the covers tightly over his body to protect her.
I would have died last night if Frank hadn't pulled the bomb blanket over his ass.