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A horny, promiscuous woman of low intelligence.
That slut Jill is good in bed, but she's got cum-for-brains if she thinks that I'm going to marry her.
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This is a common word to explain when a male massages the scalp of a female that he is attracted to or friends with. This method is usually only done with one hand and executed in a social gathering.
Tim: Dude that girl is so hot
Bob: Yeah, shes always looking for a good Brain Slurp
Tim: Fuck i got so much crap on my hands. Maybe some other time
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The act of getting your dome waxed while driving.
After the keg ran out I totally got some Street Brain driving this drunk bitch back to her place.
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When you have a large problem, and you're stuck because you cannot figure out the answer. In which case the only thing to do is think about or preoccupy yourself with something else, and let your brain erection go limp so that you can go back to the problem in a fresh state of mind.
You: I've been working for hours and can't figure out this homework! It's too difficult, why would they give us something that's impossible to learn?
Friend: Dude chill out you just have a massive brain erection. It needs to go limp, just go play with your pet squirrel for a bit.
(Later)
You: Hey this homework makes sense now!
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A person who is just an absolute idiot.
carson is such a mayo brain. he just bought his vape an hour ago and just lost it at lunch
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1. a keen mind, formidable intellect
2. that which an intelligent person uses to predict future events instead of a "crystal ball"
This term was coined by comedian Adam Carolla on his morning radio show to combat a harpy lawyer who was insisting that she couldn't possibly predict what an obvious outcome would be because she didn't have a crystal ball.
Reasonable Person: That new Sandler movie is gonna blow ass.
Douchebag: You don't know that. You don't have a crystal ball.
Reasonable Person: I don't need a crystal ball; I have a crystal brain.
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a long nose hair that is so long it could only have originated from the cranial cavity.
Brandon pulled a hair from his nose and told me to look at his brain hairs...it was at least 2 inches and he placed it on the dashboard infront of me. true story.
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