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An euphemism for a male masturbating.
We thought the OP meant he was trying to remember something, but after he slipped and linked us to the site he was visiting we realized "wracking his brian" meant he was jacking off!
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When you wouldn't date or fuck a guy but you'd do anal
GIRL #1 "hey are you dating Danny Villeda?" GIRL #2 "Ugg no, he's such A back door Brian"
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The mental disorder about pretending to be the singer from an ACDC tribute band and fantasising about having double Angus penetration with the guitarist while jacking off onstage.
That guy in that ACDC tribute band had BRIAN'S JOHNSON SYNDROME and left a sticky mess on Malcolm...
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The birth-name of Marilyn Manson.
Brian Hugh Warner is a freak - He will probably hook up with Trent Reznor, and become a star
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Brian Littrell: n. member of the backstreet boys with the WORST voice, was athletic but now is obese and fat, has a tarnished golden heart (one reason that it had physical problems in the past), and is mental AND nerdy at the same time.
What is wrong with this gayness personality of Brian Littrell?
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BOOTY THICCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!
brian james schwartz is snatched
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GO SEE PART 1 FIRST YOU STUPID BIRD
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To this day, I can still hear his sweet scream of terror and torture, as his flesh stick to the heater and came apart before our eyes. And the sent! ohhh the smell of his burning flesh was something that one recall all his life.
But anyway, after our demonstration, we kidnapped brian and took him to the woods.
We scalped him, plucked his eyes out, pulled out his nails, and teared off his teeth to only threw them all at him.
He screamed the whole time, and to it we only yelled back "hahaha SHut up".
Then, we took him to our kitchen and at this point, he wasn't really screaming that much. His troath was too hoarse.
We took our time to cook him well, after all, we wanted our friends to have a good introduction to cannibalism.
The next day, they ate him. They didn't want to at first. But with a little convincing from our part (with may or may not have included threatening them to eat or be the next one that we serve) they all digested our dear Brian.
What we didn't tell them, is that we put a drug in Brian's blood. Now, they were addicted to human flesh.
And that, my friends, is the story of Brian's date and of how we got our class addicted to cannibalism.
Amen
Brian's fate part 2 is a tragic but necessary one. There were no avoiding his future. It was set in stone. Not even LADA DRACUL could have alternered it.
Amen