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Like the history of Moosing, Canada's History is a beaver dense story of like the act of breeding geese, beavers and a Canadian. It is commonly practiced by the people of America's Hat and is shunned by the rest of the body. Started in 1867 when America's Hat was made, the acts caused some of the following events: Bigfoot, Swine Flu (or H1N1 whatever you like,) super herpes, Russian crabs, and hairy feathers in lung syndrome. Not much else it know.
I left that bar when I saw "Canada's History" on a table.
No one wants to learn about "Canada's History".
Schools expel children who try to learn about "Canada's History" in class.
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1st July, coast to coast celebartion day. Except in Quebec, where is the "Moving day" just for not celebrate as the rest of canadians
The Canada day, quebecers do not celebrate, they move!
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Hoser slang term for anal sex with a beaver while fantasizing about Stephen Colbert.
I totally had Canada's History with that furry mammal over there. (But he looks taller on TV.)
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An extremely depraved sex act performed mostly by Canadian's during the intermission of a hockey game. The act itself requires getting a woman on all fours' atop stacked cases of Molson Canadian lager inside an igloo. A hoser then approaches from behind dressed as a Mountie, with a solid erection, a bag of milk and a book of apologies. The guy then pours a third of the milk into the chick's gaping anus. With his penis thrusting into her hungry beaver, he inserts one finger into her milky pooper and proceeds to smear it across her upper lip in a move reminiscent of a Dirty Sanchez. However in Canada this chocolate milk mustache maneuver is known as a "Grossier Benoit". Then after a fairly rapid expulsion of creamy maple butter, the hoser gives a heartfelt apology to his lover for not lasting until the end of the intermission.
Stephan gave a little Canada's History to Sylvie last night. As an apology he took her out for some poutine and maple syrup in the morning.
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When someone shits in the Stanley Cup, adds a gallon of maple syrup, heats it in the oven at 350 degrees for 10 minutes, pours it over moose antlers, and then shoves the sticky antlers in another person's ass.
My asshole is practically glued shut today. Last night this crazy chick tricked me into getting a lesson in Canada's History.
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meaning u havent killed anybody ..no murders under the belt .. u havent wet anybody up ... mainly used @ people who claim to be gangsta but they are not ...
common @ drake u aint wet nobody nigga u canada dry ..
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Canada's History is when you get drunk on whiskey and sleep with your(now older) childhood babysitter.
Whoa man....I can't go to high school reunions anymore. It's Canada's History every time I go back to my hometown.
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