Carlos

The sexiest son of a bitch around with a dick the size of Mt. Everest.

Female Bestfriend: Holy shit ur dick hits the spot

Carlos: fuck

Carlos

They are a definition of a chupacarlos

Looks it’s chupacarlos

Carlos

A clash Royale fanatic. He LOVESSS anime and shitting in his pants.

WOW look at that clash Royale god... must be a Carlos

Carlos

Tiny nugget guy. Will insult you every 5 seconds and call you whack. Love you nugget

See that guy?
Yeah
He’s Carlos

Uuuu I heard he calls people nazi’s
Yes yes he does

Carlo

The best human being alive, if anyone knows a Carlo then they have a friend for life.
He is literally the greatest at everything.

Person 1: I just had the most amazing sex.
Person 2: With Carlo? Yeah, he is a master.

Carlos

Funny, sexy, dop dead gorgeous mother fucker. A circle that plays phantom forces

Carlos is the sexiest man alive

Carlos

Fucking heart breaker, will play you and act like he’s the victim

“Hey I got played by carlos too”
“Omg no way me too”

“#twins”