slow-cooked corn chili

It's when you take a shit and find whole bits of corn staring back at you. An especially chuncky turd filled with corn -- in theory, slow-cooked XXX chili could be replaced where XXX = peanuts, twizzlers, peas, etc.

After drinking 13 PBR's, I tried pushing a fart out but instead got a load of slow-cooked corn chili in my underwear.

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my goose is cooked

Too much to drink, too much to smoke ..and any related substance where your mind is altered and you are done partying for the night

AFTER KICKING IT WITH FRIENDS , FAMILY AND EVEN STRANGERS FOR NEW YEARS...IN WHICH BUKU ALCOHOL AND OTHER MIND ALTERING SUBSTANCES WILL BE CONSUMED....TO THE FIRST PERSON THAT ASK WHICH AFTER PARTY I AM GOING TO ...MY ANSWER TO THEM IS NONE.....WHY? BECAUSE MY GOOSE IS COOKED

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cooked to British perfection

Overcooking food to the point where it loses its tastes. Used as an excuse to joke around about being a terrible cook rather than improving or giving up.

"Cooked to British perfection!" my mom would cackle as she served us yet another bland meal.

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whatever cooks your weiner

synonymous to, "whatever floats your boat"

is said sometimes after the saying,"whatever floats your boat" in order to spin the other person in a weird direction...

I dont know about you but that bitch is ugly as shit but if you wanna go after that then be my guest...whatever cooks your weiner.

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Let him cook

Shooting chao’s in sonic adventure 2

Addon: ay let him cook
Jon k: aight

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Cook-from-scratch snob

People (usually over 50 who didn't grow up with microwaves and who have spent more years not working than actually working, so they have loads of time on their hands;) looking down their nose at people who don't bake their own bread, make their own jam, make their own pastry, and spend 3 hours a day, chopping and peeling and cooking every last morsel from scratch.

Many of these pseudo-intellectuals claim to even 'grow' their own foods; fruit, veg and grain, etc etc, and they scoff at people who buy frozen veg, and lecture them fervently on how much better 'fresh' is. And they name anyone who uses ready meals as chavs or lazy or somehow sub-intelligent.

Who the hell does Sylvia think she is, having a go at me for giving my kids microwave toad-in-the-whole. She is such a cook-from-scratch snob.

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cook some pizza pops

to masterbate

yo i'll be there in about 45 minutes... i gotta cook some pizza pops first

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