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The act of giving an obese male or female large bruises on their body giving them the appearance of a cow and fisting them
Joe: So what do you like to do on the weekends?
James: Get absolute hammered and go cow fisting!
How stand up guys refer to the fat mob wife.
(K-Gizzle.)
"Did you see that fat cow cunt on Mob Wives last night?"
"No, I would never watch that walking skin rash."
Tell this sentence to a person who is:
-is STUPID,
or -does NOT use his/her mind at all
or -thinks he/she is ALWAYS right!
or -says bullshit
Teacher: You should memorize all these formulas.
Student: Who is this cow?!
What You use to call your younger siblings when they're being a fooking idiot
Shut Up U FAT COW and go suck on your mothers titties u little bitch
when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.
Me and Anna went cow tipping last friday!!!!!!!! The cow had so much poop on it lol.
A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.
"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"