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When, upon removing one's penis from their partner's vagina/anal cavity, the male deposits a portion of his semen in his partner's belly button.
Friend: So how'd it go with the lady last night?
Male: Bro, we were goin so hard and fast I pulled out and accidentally gave her a dewberry cream
When you nut on your girls stomach then slap the cum puddle with your dick resembling a beaver slapping the water with its tail.
Bro, I gave my girl the best cream beaver after having dinner with her family.
1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs
KD: You cream puffer!
LV: Excuse me?
My idea for a chocolate cookie with my semin and whipped cream beetween the two if you take it you'll be hearing from someone.
Hey i bought some cream beetweens, they taste salty and sweet kinda?
When cum hits the neck and drips down the chest.
“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating, I totally cream tied myself”
“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but missed and totally gave her a cream tie”
When cum hits the neck and drips down the chest.
“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating last night, I totally cream tied myself. “
“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but totally gave her a cream tie.”