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Another reason for Australians to have a day off, to over cook anything on a semi-hygenic bbq and get drunk.
"did you wash the babie?"
"hells no mate, australia day is comming up"
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a geoff day is a day in which one does absolutely nothing productive
Grabdna had a Geoff Day than she died
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Feburary 14th
A day when if you are in a relationship you expect some overly priced gift, and you end up getting a dozen roses & some chocolates from your lover.
In elementary school, it's when you get a bunch of pieces of paper that people make way too big of a deal of because they don't want to have some ugly kid get one with an owl saying "hoot hoot, your a hoottie." or some gay saying like that. Your only in it for the candy.
Now if your single, this is the day when you go into the corner & cry. (that's me)
This happens to be my birthday. Oh lucky me. & I'm single & probably always will be.
Single person: Fuck the world. I'm going to kill myself.
Me: Oh it's my birthday!
Everyone else: oh yay I get candy today cuz it's Valentine's day!
Girl in a relationship: I need chocolate & roses today or I'm going to fucking kill him..
Boy in a relationship: Let's waste money on overpriced roses & chocolates.
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According to John Lennon, in relation to the song "day tripper":
"Day trippers are people who go on a day trip, right? Usually on a ferryboat or something. But it was kind of - you know, 'you're just a weekend hippie'. Get it?"
She works a 9-5 job, but on weekends, she's a day tripper.
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1337 Day historically took place on the 13th of March, 2007 (13/3/7), and was originally not available to American counterparts due to their switching of the month and the day.
The next l337 Day to pass will fall on the 3rd of January, 2037 (1/3/37). Note: only available in America
1337 Day will be celebrated by hax0rs alike around the world.
(Distant Future)
H4x0r: Happy 1337 Day
kid: thanx grampa... here's your bed pan, try to keep it in your pants this time!
H4x0r: Well back in my day... (trails off about previous geekdom...)
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A day when you look around to find yourself absorbed with thoughts of loneliness.
Another 'valentine day' feeling.
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The perfect excuse to go commando
I always go commando on Laundry Day
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