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the Danny devito prison is a place you can always venture to when do under the influence that the only thing that comes to mind is danny devito. obviously.
“i’m going to the Danny Devito Prison tonight.”
a super tan, muscle milk drinking, fist pumping guido. Hobbies include going to pacha, listening to tiesto, shopping at A/X and express, and the oh so obvious...pumping that fist. loves poland spring water, wears sunglasses at night, and eats, sleeps, and breaths the club. HGH!
Pacha was very guido, filled with many Danny Fist Pumps.
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When you jack an animal off into a cup of Bailey's Irish Cream and gargle it, then spit the mixture into another animals vagina.
Yeah, my job in the Kennel has me doing the Dirty Danny DeVito.
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The sexiest guy you will ever meet. He has the best body and the best tan ever. He is one of a kind. Words cant describe him. He is so perfect. and he dresses good unlike most guys. and he is sooooooooo HOT and his butt is so firm and he has nice abs! If you know a Danny Montoya you are pretttttyyy lucky.
Donna-" Damnnn who is that hot ,tan, and sexy guy? "
Pam-" Its Danny Montoya , isnt it obvious? !?! "
Donna- " OMG it is obvious im so stupid some times "
Donna&Pam- " HAHAHAHA <3 "
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When the hooker you hired gives you an old fashioned Eggs Danny Thomas but enhances the experience by giving you a little pressed ham on that glass table top before taking your money and leaving you feeling empty and remorseful.
I can't believe that nasty hooker dropped me an Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham then took my $50. I never even got a nut. I am such a f***ing loser.
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Stone was born in Spokane, Washington. He is known for his friendship with actress Ashley Tisdale. Stone is also a Licensed Massage Therapist, and graduated Nevada School of Massage Therapy back in December 2010. Ashley Tisdale is the reason why Danny Stone is somewhat of an international sensation.
Danny Stone and Ashley Tisdale make the perfect couple.
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The official team name that Ashley Tisdale gave to Danny Stone's followers on twitter, because he has absolutely no creativity to figure out a team name for his own followers. If you're a die hard fan of Ashley Tisdale, then most likely you probably know who this loser Danny Stone is. If you don't know who he is, you're not missing much. He's just another pointless internet celebrity that everybody follows on twitter just because he was able to blast up Ashley Tisdale's skirt. If you wanna be like everyone else and hop on the bandwagon of fools, then follow Danny Stone on twitter.
Dude, im qualified to be an official Ashley Tisdale's Danny Fanny because I'm following him on twitter. In reality he's a nobody but the ex boyfriend of a broken down Disney star. There's no other reason why he's famous.
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