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A casual hookup between either a girl or a boy, wherein oral sex is the main objective
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It's a form of online dating that is not orchestrated through an online dating service but is organically created through a facebook friending of a total stranger. Once the friendship is established the "dating" may soon begin with actions that include cruising the Likes Lane, liking pics and wall posts and sending fb messages slightly romantic in nature.
Karen: So, how's it going with that guy you've been facebook dating?
Jane: Great, we've moved to phase two and exchanged phone numbers but we still only text. I'm afraid once I hear his voice the distance will seem even more unbearable...sigh.
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a social engagement planned with the inevietable intention of coitus.
I have to leave early to get ready for my Do-it date.
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A milf who used to be hot but has become too old and loses her milfness, past her date with which she can still be a milf
Guy 1: Hey check out the milf down the aisle, I really want to get with her
Guy 2: Hate to break it to you but shes past her Milf-by-date
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When you wait around for a relationship to die, so that you can have one of the survivors.....circling the one you want.
girl1: So, I've been talking to Mark again...trying to line up a new "buddy"
girl2: I thought he had a girlfriend?
girl1: he does, but that's relationship is about to die
girl2: so, you're like vulture dating?
girl1: yes, yes i am
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Having a relationship with an elderly person. Dating outside of an age group.
Charlie: "I don't see Elroy around much these days."
Filbert: "Oh, no. He's off downtown with a group of geezers. He's into carbon dating now."
.................................OR
Charlie: "I just saw Elroy with this ancient looking bird. I think his new game is carbon dating."
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when you get totally wasted and wake up next to a woman lying her head on your arm who is so ugly you would rather chew your own arm off and run than wake her up so thinks it was something more than a drunken one night stand
shit man, i got so wasted last night i ended up on a wolf date
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