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Dog shit mixed with water without sugar.
McDonalds employeet: fucking order
Fat man: i wanna have some diet coke
McDonalds employee: fuck you
Millennial: Hey dude I have a big exam tomorrow do you have Diet Coke?
Gen Z: Yeah bro I just got a new prescription.
A drink marketed as a low-carb alternative to regular Coke. Works in so much that one or two sips of that glorified seltzer will actually dissuade you from finishing the whole can.
Diet Coke! Diet Coke! This is a sentence with Diet Coke in it!
It's cocaine, but it's healthy cocaine
dude: yo I'm sniffing diet coke
other dude: who are you why are you on my house
When u get cum in your mouth and shoot it up the mans nose
I gave Noah some Diet Coke the other night
the same as something else but worse in every way
guy 1: Hey what's the new kik update?
guy 2: It's just a diet coke Skype
A substitute for crack cocaine; gets you just as normal cocaine, but healthier.
No, I don’t do that shit, I only do Diet Coke.