diet rockstars

Popstars who think they are rockstars and dress && act as such.
Basically just a lighter, sweeter version of the original.

"Justin Timberlake is such a diet rockstar"

Justin Timberlake and Good Charlotte are such diet rockstars

Diet Millennial

Anyone born at the end of the 90's

A Diet Millennial will only be able to understand a quarter of your references.

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Viral mud butt diet

When you have a case of sickness and everything you have taken in or are taking in via mouth, evacuates itself out your ass in a watery, muddy consistncey for a lengthy period of time.

'After eating that seafood I had a serious case of the Viral mud butt diet!'

Or

'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'

Panic Diet

The only food options available at the grocery store after mass crowds have cleared shelves amidst COVID-19 pandemic.

Guy1: You been keeping your macros diversified since Coronavirus, bruh?
Guy2: Nah bruh. All I got these days to eat is wheat germ, anchovies and tampons. It’s the Panic Diet.
Guy1: Ouch, that’s painful bruh.

Carbage diet

A diet in which you can eat all the carbs you want as long as you find them in the trash.

Hey, I saw you digging in the garbage at work. Are you poor?

Not poor, just trying this new carbage diet.

lime diet coke

A girl who like bizzare kinky stuff during intimacy.

Dude that girl is a lime Diet Coke!

Diet Southern

Is a person from the border south region of the southern United States such as Maryland,Virginia,Missouri and Oklahoma. Instead of a deep southern accent they have a mild twang and elongate their O’s. They still cook southern food, parts of their state are still extremely politically conservative and religious wise are Methodist or baptist, and they tend to be more down home and hospitable. Sometimes because of the metropolitan areas of these states which tend to be more similar to the Midwest or northeast this region has to re affirm it’s traditional southern identity to the rest of the south.

Eastern shore Maryland isn’t part of the Deep South but it’s definitely diet southern at the least with that twang they have and being below the mason dixon line