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When you use only one foot and one hand while using an elliptical.
Dude1: I think that guys using the elliptical wrong.
Dude2: no man, he’s just dolphin fucking
When asked "how do you like boto?" a clanmate answered, "had my son look it up for me, it's a dolphin".
Sorry son, there's no such thing as a boto-nosed dolphin.
Weirdest thing I saw on the Amazon was a boto-nosed dolphin.
To jack-off; masturbate if you're a guy.
Person A: Want to go get something to eat?
Person B: Nah, I have to throb the dolphin. (:
When you get your dick sucked at a movie theater.
"I'm going with my girlfriend to the movies later, I hope she's in the mood for dolphin tale."
When you push you dick into her ass and she looks over her should shaking her head chirping like a dolphin "nua-uh, nua-uh"
"I slipped out of Amanda and accidentally hit her in the asshole and made her dolphin chirp."
An inside joke made by some strange gifted kids that you will never know the answer of
When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile.
"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."
"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"
"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."
"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"