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Guy 1- Bruv tell me why at da bash Courtney totes pulled me in da bedroom by my Dingy Dong Thing
Guy 2- Churchhhh
A really cute term for fountain
God that fountains out of control, what model is it?
Must be a Nam Dong-Gyun ⛲️⛲️
When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up
Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"
A hilarious song which is 20% porn,75% moustache, and 5% music.
Friend: Hey, I'm watching bisexual porn, wanna watch?
Me: Sure!
Laptop: Ooh you touched my tralala...
Me: Oh ding dong song! Now I get it.
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It is when someone is an idiot. You can ring their head like ringing a door bell and they are so stupid nothing will answer.
E.g. Yer man don't listen to Steve he is a ding dong head.
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A guy called John with a long dong
"That John guy is supposed to have a massive penis" - person 1
"Yeah we call him John Long Dong" - person 2
when you ring a girls door bell and before she answers you friend sneak in and fuck her up the anus before she opens the door which will then proceed to DP.
she exclaimed "IV'E BEEN "ding dong"ed"
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