What every douchebag or douchette eats in the morning.
So how was those douche loops today?
A male who transforms into the type of douche he is surrounded by.
Chris is a douche chameleon; when he's around Dave, he's a guido douche, but when he's around Joe he's a money douche.
the or of a jack ass and a douche bag.
thats timmy the smith's kids... what a jack douche
One who exemplifies the overbearing qualities of a douchebag and at all other times is just an asshole.
Howie is such a douche-ass. He makes all them douchebags look cool.
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Somebody who texts you "what's up" and never responds when you send a reply. It's safe to assume that this person doesn't know dick about his or her balls and they probably listen to Juicy J.
Yeah bro who knows, he texted me once but never hit me back. He's an imperial dial douche.
someone who wears the type of shoe known as crocs and says something stupid or not needed and annoys and/or pisses off every one in the area. They also wear socks with the crocs.
I was standing in line and a croca-douche walked up and started tell me something about a small town in mexico
An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). It is a play off of the name "Douche Lord", usually referencing men. A Douche Empress is reserved for women and would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.
I can't stand that bitch we work with, she is such a Douche Empress.