A guy that has the hands down the best Mullet around.
Have you seen that mullet daddy? "who, Elis?"
loves you more its a fact its literally in the dictionary
Eli loves you more
The guy who you think is nice but is intact a asshole
Eli ignored my boundaries
Eli's house of lies is crumbling
Eli called us mentally ill hypocrites
Eli is an amzing friend that has blonde hair blue eyes he likes to game and play sports and listen to music
Hes such an Eli
They love men. They are the most gracious kind loving people. They are so smart and very kind. Their best friend is someone there known since kindergarten or 1st grade. They love dinosaurs and rats
A girl who is sexy ahusharmuta. will not hesitate to fuck your mom (twice) and you'll let her. Anybody wants to be an Elis.
Dude 1: Dude, Elis just fucked my mom.
Dude 2: Lucky.
A controlling jealous pothead that literally nobody likes except for very select people
Oh, you're hanging out with Eli? I don't want to go now.