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When you sucking your own dick and you shoot a load in your mouth and the skeet drips down your nose to your sack from the perfect head position
Johnny's doing an English egg hahahaha
This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.
Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.
The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,
When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
The egg started to insert his egg dildo in my ass
The act of a man ejaculating on his partner after sex, esp. on the stomach.
She's so hot, I'd poach an egg on her
When a male inserts his testes into a woman's vagina. Or in the case of gay sex, the anus.
Oh Greg! I want to do the eggs in the oven! -Katy
Proof that you are a naughty hacker and will be reported to the FBI
“I got a Bad Egg in Pokémon.”
“FBI OPEN UP!”
When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.
"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"
"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"