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The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.
Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.
when you have a strong connection with someone, but aren't dating.
my ex and I are best friends. we are emotional partners.
A sensory devise that emits light that coordinates with one’s emotions.
Tim’s emotion light has been glowing blue all night.
A bad memory involving farts.
Jesus Christ man, I’ve got an emotional fartscar from when my brother used to come into my room and stink it up!
The person who you call only because you want someone who will listen to your feelings.
Bro, I don’t want to talk about your feeling. I’m not your emotional booty call.
An emotion mask is something referenced my Spade while taking about reading people better, as described Spade said "Everyone wears a mask, the mask they chose will affect the rest of their life, some people get lucky and pick a good one, others aren't as fortunate. Not all masks are unintentional, some people choose one to hide their real feelings. Although it is possible to crack an emotion mask it's very hard, only the owner of the mask can choose to take it off"
"I can tell who's wearing an emotion mask"
the act of vomiting into a microwave belonging to an ex as retribution for a breakup. The vomit is cooked steaming hot and door left open filling the room with a foul stench. Though not required, one may choose to place a tiny kazoo on top of the vomit for comedic garnish.
I scarfed down some tacos, packed up the rest of my gear then let loose with a fresh serving of emotional chilli.
I came home and the place reeked of puke. It looked like emotional chilli from my ex. WTF? a kazoo?