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Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.
"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".
Very polite people, especially older English people that still have some manners and were brought up learning respect.
Beware of the sheep that work in offices and think they're hot stuff as they are the ones that have no manners and think everybody should bow to them. Higher pisition office workers are very educated and smart.
Polite English people : May I please have a large glass of red wine and two pints of lager, please.
Sheep that work in offices : why is my fries not here yet??! Where's my food!?? I ordered a large red!!!!
On November 23rd you can hit an English person
Ha, your English I get to hit you because it's National hit an English day.
When two homosexual Englishmen jerk each other off to completion, after a night of drinking Bailey’s Irish Cream
At a bar called Patti’s Pub, Nigel & Rick left together to English Cream at Nigel’s apartment.
An English Wallet refers to a woman who has a husband or boyfriend but cheats with another person and gets an STD. The ‘colonizing’ infection ruins the wallet for its indigenous person
Did you hear about Becky? She has an English wallet…Dave gave her AIDS.
Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.
Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.