Random
Source Code
Random
perfect height for giving male blow jobs.
Mike asked for a blow job. I told him ask for short man eric.
1👍 2👎
Tim and eric Awesome Show Great Job! is a show on cartoon network (adult swim).
Tim and eric awesome show deserves a larger audience.
285👍 208👎
“Isn’t he an Eric Elijah Perkins the third?”
“Nah I think he’s more of a quelice”
A hypothetical person who harasses people, and goes around looking for problems because he doesn't have a life outside of prying into yours.
Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the dogs playing again.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the kids playing on their bikes.
Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing how full the trash dumpsters are.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is telling my neighbor she can't park in the loading zone to unload her groceries and took a picture of her car to report her.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside telling the neighbor's kids he's going to have their dog taken away by animal control.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard got offended that you said "Hi Eric" when you saw him in the morning and threatened to get a lawyer for "calling him names" ... Yes, we called you a name, your name is Eric, we called you Eric. 🤷
4👍 1👎
Rich
Revenge
Racist
these are the three r's of eric cartman. things related to eric cartman. that start with r.
Kyle- Wow, Cartman is always coming up with some stupid idea to be racist, get rich, or get revenge.
Kenny- Yeah!
Stan- Those all start with R.
Kenny- The Three R's of Eric Cartman. *chuckle*
1) shortest man that ever walked the Earth.
2) Although he's the shortest man that has ever walked the Earth, he's the biggest car target ever.
3) Works at Water Depot, filling men and womans jugs; daily.
girl one- "Did you see Shrimp cakes the other day?"
girl two- "WHY YES I DID, HE FILLED MY JUGS TODAY."
...
girl one- "ERIC R. HORWOOD, OH MY GOD."
girl two- "I think he just got hit by a car in the Sobeys parking lot..."
1👍 5👎