Fan Status refers to one's dedication to a team or band. It usually means that one is willing to perform oral sex with said team or band but can mean full-on intercourse and or other sexual favors.
Kelly B. achieved full-on fan status on her knees with the lead singer!
Someone who watches sportsball. Typically they have an obsession with a team but alternatively they can have an obsession with a player or even players. Players of whom sports fans will dedicate their whole lives to knowing every detail of what they had for breakfast and the last person they had sex with. Examples of sports fans include MJ Stans, Bronsexuals, Bradytards, and #1 fans of 2020’s 20th Overall Pick Bench McRiderson. Typically sports fans know nothing and commit acts such as “meat riding” and “casual racism.”
My sons a real sports fan! I hope he grows up to be a knowledgeable reporter like Stephen A Smith or Colin Cowherd!
The act of peasant women fanning the genital area of a man, who believes that he is a king, with large palm leaves.
Past tense: dick fanned
Zach really loves a good dick fanning.
Fan Wiper (n.): used as an insult; allergens and dust particles get caught within the blades of the fan. If you are a person who suffers from allergies, you understand how unpleasant these particles can be. now as a fan wiper, you have the duties of collecting the dust and therefor getting stuck with it yourself while the fan gets to enjoy the bliss of being clean and dust free.
You are a fan wiper.
So is my friend.
A girl that obsesses over a boy band and needs to be disposed of immediately. Fan Girls will typically scream so loud that your ears will start bleeding and your ear drums will be projected out of your ears and flung 2 miles until they land on some old lady's cat. If you ever see a fan girl, run as far away as possible and call your nearest pest control.
MY EARS!!!! LOOK WHAT THAT FAN GIRL DID TO ME!!!!!!!!!!
Greek rapper also known as paidi fantasma or FANN and is one of the best rappers in greece
-Did you hear the new pai fan album?
-yea it's shit his older ones are better
-I agree