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When your girlfriend spots every fart you do.
Emily mills - jason did you fust fart?! Jason - No! What are you, the fart patrol?
When a girl farts and it gets sucked into her vigina. Then at a later time she releases it.
Fuck Tom I went down on Kristy last night and she totally blew a regurgitated fart into my mouth
When you have to fart and you save it for one purpose. Then after it brews in your rectum for a long enough time you take your position to let the assassination fart out of your brownhole to seek its vengeance on those targeted. This type of fart is specifically classified by its 100% silent release from the rectum and its room clearing and gag inducing capabilities.
As we played Black-Ops Jake decided to plot and execute a strategic assassination fart, he cleared the living room and caused others to drop their controllers causing online deaths and real life gagging and dry heaving.
a true statement, accidently uttered in public, that is embarrassing and something everyone in earshot would rather ignore. a faux pas or gaffe.
joe let go a little truth fart when he said jenny was looking forward to her abortion. no one said anything but you could tell by their cringes that everyone smelled it.
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When you fart and burp at the same time or almost at the same time. The Fart comes first, then within 10 seconds or less, the burp comes. Fart is methane and sulfer compounds and burp is carbon dioxide. Fart burps are super rare, but some people fart burp more often.
Tyler: *Fart
*1 second later
*burp
Tyler: I Fart Burped! I Fart Burped! I Fart burped!
Josh: Errrr!
When you’ve been pink socked so many times, that a good fart will cause a self inflicted pink sock.
Damnit, I just fart socked my self!
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When someone lays a very dense and smelly fart that lingers around the farter like some sort force field. No one dares to enter it.
I couldn't go into the bedroom because my gassy brother kept farting, leaving an impenetrable fart field that lasted for hours. No more Taco Bell for him...ever.