Father

an object that is very difficult to achieve

"Where is my FATHER?"

father

It is only the male that has contributed to the realization of one or more pregnancies through his genetic material.

My father is a good person.

Father

He left long ago.

Hey dad im a fur...
Father Leaves

Father

Someone who went to get milk and never came back.

Mike: Yo Stanley, where's your dad?
Stanley: He went to get milk. He hasn't been back for the past 10 years.
Mike: OH! HE'S A FATHER!

father

Male who provided his semen for the generation of other living beings.

My father is a good person.

father

Male who made another living being with his genetic material.

Father.

Father

Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.

Guy 1: Do you have your Father?

Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-

Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?

Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!