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National kick your friends with the letter A in their name
Me:it’s February 4th😏
Autum:ok?
Me:you know what that means?🤭😏
Autum:no what is it
Me: your about to find out😈
A National Holiday where the ALL vaginas are appreciated and praised for the power it holds as it gives pleasure, power and human life!! True pussy power!💜
Everyone is welcome to celebrate this holiday regardless of gender, race, sexuality etc!!!
Friend 1: “Woah, hey, have you heard it’s Fanny February!! I am thankful that vaginas exist🙏🏾!”
Friend 2: “Yeah, me too, there are so many empowered people with vaginas that keep this world running!”
National stick your finger in your friend’s ass day.
“Dude why did you stick your finger in my asshole?!”
“Because it’s February 26th. Nation stick your finger is your friend’s ass day.”
The national fox day of none country
Also one of the most forgettable day in the whole year
-Hey dude have you seen the famous National fox say of February 26th in our country?
- that don't exist please leave my house
“Oh my gosh, I forgot today was February 13th that’s means a real stallion was born today”
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Girls can't touch/masterbait/finger themself the whole February, so it's fair for the men each November,girls can fuck but they can't cum or squirt
Welp bob that sucks for you looks like no finger February is coming around
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