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Mr. Salad Fingers is a precious lover of rusty spoons. He enjoys the pleasures of Nettles, yes, he enjoys them very much sir. Mr. Fingers likes to indulge in the delicacies that are his puppet mates. There will be fog on the shore tonight. Bossum. "I.. I like it when the red water comes out..." --Mr. Salad Fingers. Some may call him distuuurrbed: but I love him. Love, Kate Stewart Baxter.
"But first, let me carress this rusty kettle..." says Salad fingers mightily. Do it with thy might, please.
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1. fingers of a person of any age that are constantly covered in saliva from their mouth and they never wash their fingers other than with their own spit
"did you see that kid's fingers"
"yea, they are total toddler fingers"
"ya, he better keep his toddler fingers away from my junk"
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giving your friend a sneak attack with your index and middle finger up his bum hole
luke likes when it is finger muffing time
Jake: ah shit he just fingermuffed my asshole
Luke: Oh ya i did smell my fingers
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The act of fingering vigorously hard until the finish. It often involves using four fingers extremely faster than usual. It is often referred to as "eXXXtreme fingering".
"Dude, you hear what he did to Christelle!"
"Fuck yeah man, there was some eXXXtreme fingering going on there!
"Man, Extreme Fingering can be an arm killer!"
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To unexpectidly ram your finger into anothers asshole whilst shouting "Finger of Doom" This is best done to a partner that you no long wish to be intimate with, or date.
Partner: I dont think we should see each other anymore
You: "Finger of Doom"
Partner: *Painfilled expression*
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When you type very fast and a lot. One who types long e-mails and messages has this condition. One who types your eyes off suffers from this.
I had Diarrhea of the fingers last night, I must have typed a Novella!
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