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Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."
Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"
A guy with a very low iq and a very tiny penis, he usually wants to kill himself but that’s only because he’s a drug addict. Also you can’t forgot Danny’s are usually Jewish.
Wanna invite Daniel flowers?
No he sucks!
Jeff: Hey, Jay, wanna go to Fred's party? I hear he has loads of Spleens Flower.
Jay: Spleens Flower?
Jeff: Coke. he has a huge coke stash, Jay.
Jay: oh, I'm not into drugs.
Analogy of female ejaculation.
I went down on her like a parched Spaniel when she squirted in my face like a clown's flower.
When a stripper puts her pussy in your face and uses her skills to push the pussy lips out and open like a flower petal blooming. (|) --> @
Damn that old stripper was flower petaling all up in my face last night and I'm pretty sure I saw all the way inside- shit was huge!
A timid flower is someone who is shy about the idea of sex, but is very kinky
“Yo I had sex with Lisa last night”
“Really? She seems so shy”
“Nah man, she’s a timid flower. She’s a wild thing”
Where you go to buy Cannabis Flower.
You go to the flower shop to buy cannabis flower