Jail Food

Your everyday average cafeteria lunch.

Ben: Dude, wtf is that shit. It looks like camel ass fat mixed with burnt baby dick skin.

Joey: Yeah, I got jail food. Its pretty horrible.

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chick food

Food that girls eat when they hang out, are depressed, or just plain feel like being feminine.

One girlfriend to another: "I'm gonna go home, change, put on a movie, and make some chick food."

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food ave

A shit hole at Target where team members are exepected to put up with complaints because they have to do twice the work with half the people.

GSTL: Are there two team members over at food ave? Quickly, make one ring so we don't have to do anything!

or

What do you mean you have to do the group project alone, this isn't food ave!

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diet food

a slang word for crystal meth.
(it's called diet food because you loose a lot of weight while using)

Hey girl you're looking a little fat. Did you stop using diet food?

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Food Prude

Someone who is completely unwilling to experiment with or eat unusual and unique types of food.

M: OMG, you should totally try these sweetbreads. They are incredible!

N: Um, I've never had them before - what are they?

M: Delicious fried animal parts, like pancreas and thymus gland!

N: That is gross! No way, I will never try your sweetbreads.

M: Whatever. You, my dear, are SUCH a food prude.

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Food Prude

Someone who thinks their eating habits are superior because they eat nothing but organic and/or vegan.

Joe and Nikki won't join us for dinner because everything isn't organice. They are such food prudes!

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kitchen food

What people who don't go out to Restaurant's and McDonald's everyday eat.

Stoner who lives at home: "You wanna get some macca's drivethru?"
Stoner with his own pad: "Nah, I'm just making some 'kitchen food' when i get home."

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