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The male version of "camel toe". When one's testicles are clearly visible through the pants and undergarments. When a man's package is not contained by his garments.
Did you see the moose foot on that Ed Barrick guy?!
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The overwhelming smell that comes from the bunions on your feet when you like someone you are never going to get.
Bon Qui Qui: Girlll, yous feets be stainkin' been rubbing the crisco on them?
Jill: Nawww girll I gots the stinky foot for Jaquaivius.
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A sexual action. The guy shaves his pupes before she comes over, puts them is a small bowl or cup, and puts it on the nightstand.Then when she gives head, he blows his load in her face and throws the hair on her face.
Roommate 1: "I saw your girl last night,what happened to her face?"
Roommate 2: "The Big Foot."
Roommate 1: "Oh."
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From a term used in the Date Movie - Placing a foot with toe nails that are unclipped for many months up someones ass.
You better whatch out or I'll give you a troll's foot
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Shoes that look like feet, frequently seen on filthy hippies.
"Hey man. What the hell? You gave up meat??! Jesus. Bet next you're gonna be rockin' those idiotic foot shoes."
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Usually a nickname towards a kid who is tall, big and hairy. Most kids named "Fabio" are normally nicknamed Big Foot
Don't you mean Big Foot?
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A fan or player of soccer. Soccer is known as the beautiful game - more like the loser-ful sport. Foot Fairies commonly are assholes, and think soccer is the best sport in the world. However, when asked for their reasoning, a common response is, "It is the most popular in the world!" That doesn't make it the best, it just means there are alot of short, talentless idiots around the world.
Soccer takes no skill whatsoever. That is why the talentless Foot Fairies will flock to it. The only skills they possess are running and handling with the feet. However these skills can easily be coached by anyone to anyone.
Foot Fairies are often extremely ignorant about the introcacies of American football. They have a wide misconception that all of us are just barbarians who run into each other. The true opinion of someone who knows nothing about the sport. They have no knowledge of the strategy, thinking, planning and reacting that goes into it. Values not needed in soccer.
Overall, Foot Fairies are stuck up jackasses who think their sport is the best but can't back it up.
Friend: Why is that idiot over there such a douche bag?
Me: He's a Foot Fairy.
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