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phantom friends

A sudden illusion of being amidst friends in the middle of one’s stark and sad aloneness during this time of COVID-19.

While I was reading I looked up at all of my phantom friends who appeared right out of the blue and felt immediately comforted.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2020


barcode friend

a friend who has self-harm scars

gtg, my barcode friend just texted me “i love you

by archie01 October 27, 2021


Friend Dumped

When a friend breaks off a friendship with another friend, much like a regular breakup. Usually, the dumpee is unaware of why they are being friend dumped.

Amy: "I don't think we should be friends anymore."
Beth: "Why?"
Amy: "It's just not working out."

Amy goes to her friend Suzy.

Amy: "Beth just said we shouldn't be friends anymore."
Suzy: "Girl, you just got friend dumped."

by Zelophehad August 21, 2010


friend chips

A virtual collection of "chips" you collect by doing favors for friends.

Brian: Dude, can you help me move out of my house this weekend?

Dave: I will, but that will cost you 12 months worth of friend chips.

by LakeStevensBA March 20, 2009


Desperation Friends

Acquaintances whom are used as a last option to call up to go out. These "friends" are being used so you don't have to go out alone.

Ugh none of my friends responded if they wanted to come out with me tonight. If I don't get a reply in an hour then I'm calling my desperation friends.

by melbourne's finest June 27, 2009


Friend of Gertrude

A lesbian. Derived from the term "Friend of Dorothy" for a gay man.

First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.

Ellen Degeneres is a friend of Gertrude.

by Mayor Me November 28, 2020


priority friend

A priority friend is the kind of friend you would drop all prior plans to hang out with. The best kind of best friend.

Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?

Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.

Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.

by MikeBus October 23, 2010