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To throw ice water on your unsuspecting girlfriend
I saw my girlfriend tanning peacefully so I frosty drenched her.
Close your eyes, imagine yourself on top of a snowy mountain. Those mountains are tits and that snow is cocaine. Also known as Mont Blanc.
“You motor boating sons of bitches!” Natalia said with a coy smile. “Want to kick this up a notch or two?”
Erol turned to Cary and asked rather excitedly “Is she saying what I think she’s saying?!”
Natalia eagerly interjects “That’s right fellas, rev up your engines... it’s frosty speedboat time!”
The only daiquiri bar on Hilton Head Island, and most drinks are 190 proof. Great place to get fucked up super fast. There's a lot of shitty artwork of their mascot.
Hey, guys, rather than drinking at the house tonight, let's get absolutely lit at Frosty Frog. Im gonna buy a quart of Pond Water.
Having sex with a frozen sperm popsicle
I enjoy using my frosty jackoff to pleasure myself
Frosty Bob is the act of taking a woman's vagina and shoving your tootsie roll the whole way in and hump like a dog on your leg. Then when her vagina is like mashed potatos two weeks after christmas, you pull your pants up and run out of there like a mexican crossing the border.
I surprised her with the Frosty Bob. She never called me back again.