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Glass eye

A glass eye is when you and your buddies are all in circle beating each other off so hard that your eyes become blurry and eventually go blind.

Hey, did you see the new guy?
Yeah, he was walking around the dorm room as if he couldn't see.

That's because he got a glass eye.

by Jake 9 May 19, 2017

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fast glass

Electric windows in an automobile

This is the new model, it comes with fast glass and air conditioning as standard.

by DingoDave October 31, 2007

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Tap on the glass

Can mean two things. A hearty clink of two bottles being knocked together orrrrr... when your x boy friend comes to your work... preferably a school and starts tapping on the glass making the children feel like they are about to be shot dead (this is in America by the way) and the teacher as though she is about to be obstructed.

Wow... what a tap on the glass

by Magic. Feetus December 8, 2019

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great glass elevator

Also known as an 'inverted glass bottom boat.' This is when you encounter a girl who is so slutty that vaginal intercourse is completely out of the question. In fact, her level of whore-ness is so great that you have to worry about the disease and infestation that has made its way to her anal-cavity. One condom will not suffice with this bitch, and the risk of breaking a condom while double bagged is too great, so the only viable option is to lay a piece or saran wrap over her asshole before proceeding with insertion. This added layer of protection will help protect against most unwanted diseases.

That bitch was so dirty I had take the Great Glass Elevator all the way to the top!

Bitch ain't gonna shit right after I get off the Great Glass Elevator.

by Hell Razor October 2, 2006

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jade-colored glasses

1. when you unfairly judge a situation because of your past indescretions and/or life experiences.

2. glasses that are the color jade.

Like you did with Roger? Quit seeing it through your jade-colored glasses.

by Satiated July 2, 2010

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Glass Bottom boat

When a person shits on on top of a glass table, while someone under neath masturbates to it. like as you would watch fish in a real glass bottom boat.

Kelly did a glass bottom boat for me while i jacked off. She's such a freak!

by systemcontrol January 18, 2010

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Tall glass of milk

Similar to "A tall glass of water" (tall woman with long legs and beautiful features.)

"A tall glass of milk" is used to describe more particuarly a tall white woman (or a fair woman of European decent) with long sculpted legs and a brick house body.

This term is used usually by (older, pimp-ish) black men - hence why the glass is filled with milk rather than water. (Water could mean any race/color.)

"Now that's a mighty fine tall glass o' milk right there!"

"Whew! I need me a tall glass of milk like that there Klohe Kardashian."

"Ooooweee!! That tall glass of milk would do this body good!!!"

by MizzieG June 5, 2013

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