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An elderly person who is quite strong and hardy for his/her age.
My neighbor is an 81-year-old iron horse who mows his lawn and carries heavy loads up and down the stairs.
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when someone takes a fresh tin of chew and finishes it all in 5 dips.
I knew a kid once who could do a horse shoe like it was his job
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One of those strange, green, spiny fruits that only horses eat.
- What the hell is this green spiky thing?
- Oh, that's just a horse apple
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A mock of “horses in the back” by Lil Nas X, as it’s completely impossible to tell whether he’s saying bag or back.
“I will... ride till I can’t no more I got the horses in the bag, they just ate a flag”
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Generally this is very rare, but you'll know you've came acrosss a Whore horse when your partner resembles a Horse. These Whore horse's often gallups from partner to partner fucking there brains out while still in a relationship.
That whore horse cheated on me!
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Why did you even search this you sick bastard,
Horse sperm is well... horse sperm, there's not really anything much to it.
That really was a waste of time wasn't it? Why did you even... I don't understand why you would do that, I mean, at least you haven't looked on google images or anything... right?
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You: Hueheuheu lets search up horse sperm on the urban dictionary!
YourMumWhenSheLooksAtYourSearchHistory: Adoption.
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This marvel is a merely an unfortunate person who has gums like a horse because his/her teeth are visible only subtly, while the gums look ample and luxurious. Although pucker horses are uncommon, you can spot them as soon as they smile.
She's definitely a pucker horse with that dreadful smile!
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