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Chicago Handshake

This is a slang term referring to a handjob.

Paying to get yourself jerked off by another man

"Johnny boy went and got himself a Chicago Handshake down at Robert's. I'm surprised they have em for only 10 dollars"

by Chris Da anonymous May 21, 2024


Davenport Handshake

A large athletic built woman who can pick up a miniature man with her thumb in his butthole to perform the art of falatio while holding him up

Man, I went to Davenport Iowa and met this huge bitch, she gave me the nastiest Davenport handshake of my life.

by Koolaid24 July 1, 2024


ham handshake

when two girls slap they titties together

u see those girls goin in on that ham handshake

by coolguydantheman December 23, 2016


trumpy handshake

The awkward moment when your hands pull in the the receiver of the handshake and lock in place so you smack their hand

That was a real trumpy handshake

by Ummmmmmmmmm.... March 13, 2017


Essex handshake

A greeting loved by many an Essex girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. The gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies vagina and the little finger into her rectum, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies clitoris.

I met Cheryl at the Sugar Hut last night and gave her the old Essex handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and I then shagged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. It was like throwing a sausage up an alley

by Cara Van Swinger December 13, 2016


Biloxi Handshake

A heavy mix of one part Robitussin and one part Red Wine. Biloxi Mississippi is known for it's people's never ending ways to "expand their minds".

This practice was made famous by up and coming Austin Texas comedian, Casey Rocket.

Person one: Hey feller, do you want to get "Robitrippin" tonight?
Person two: The ole Biloxi Handshake will do.

by dgkswagsniper March 10, 2024


Plumber's Handshake

An extremely disappointing handjob with extremely rough skin.

That girl was up for anything, but then she went for it and it ended up being a plumber's handshake

by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019