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When you have an unsensational desire to consume desserts.
Guy: What's on the menu?
Gal: Cheesecake, Creme brûlée, chocolate lava cake, ice cream...
Guy: You made me so dessert horny
A short girl that likes being picked up and fucked.
Jim said his girlfriend is a horny koala.
A aroused Toad.
The name of a expensive clothing website.
Horny Toad - I want to engulf the narrow space that is your vagina, with my seed.
Not so Horny Toad - I would have considered it but now, I think you're just gross.
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Man, you should check out www.hornytoad.com I went there expecting porn but, instead I found awesome cloths that don't stain easily.
When a monkey and another monkey start screaming at each other and then suddenly start doing it. This can also be seen in some cases of humans, unfortunately, when one human suddenly screams at the top of his lungs and then drops his pants and gets onto another human.
Gurpreet was the victims of one of Shane's random horny monkey attacks.
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fangirls who fantasize about having sex with anime characters and would do anything to do so in real life
Ashari: Truth or dare?
Erenei: Dare.
Ashari: which anime characters would you like to sleep with?
Erenei: tee hee...hmm...let me think...Sasuke, Soren, Ike, Sosuke, Gaara, Zuko, Pein, L, Light, Ichigo,...and...gee...I wish i had more fingers!
Ashari: you're one hell of a horny fangirl!
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Hellbound Horny is a sexual state of mind in which a person becomes this demonic,perverted,sex-cra zed beast.The person starti drooling from the mouth and eyeballs are known to turn red.One also is filled to the brink with frustration to either lack of sex/sexual encounters or not scoring at clubs.A vigorous mmasturbation session usually follows.
I'm so HELLBOUND HORNY that i'll ball a snake if you could hold it for me!
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When a materistic thing is cool or when something happens and it’s cool
“Damn bro that back flip was hella horny!”
“Damn Gustavo those wheels on your Audi are hella horny”
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