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Similar to the witching hour of 3 AM, The Horny Hour is 4 AM in which any person can get however many pictures of whatever he wants from the person they’re talking to
Person 1: Hey it’s 4 AM, you know what that means!
Person 2: It’s the Horny Hour?
Person1: That’s right, get those pics going!
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Dear 5 Hour Energy, how do I love thee let me count the ways. I love you because you instantly take me from feeling like I'm 68 to 19 all over again, I love you because you make me happy like a hippie in a daisy field, I love you because you make me feel rockin like Bon Jovi in 1986, I love you because you make me productive like Serpico even if the task at hand is rough. Love, Elisabeth Jane ♥
Ass kicking aweseomeness is obtained by drinking 5 Hour Energy!!!
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The hour when american idol is playing on TV that kids know is freedom to safely look at porn without being caught, as the parents are preoccupied.
Jake: You beat off last night?
John: Yeah, american idol was on
Jake: Ahh, american idol hour
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When one attempts to drink a twelve pack of beer in under twelve hours at 12,000 feet or above. Under normal conditions, this is an easy task, but at altitude because of the lack of oxygen present, it becomes an immensely difficult thing.
After Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest, Hillary, to Sherpa:
"Finally, I can get one-beer crizzunk, Sherpa. Let's begin that twelve-hour challenge!"
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The 24 hour challenge is just that - once nominated, you have 24 hours to upload a video of you doing something outlandish in your gitch, outside in the sub-zero cold. After your stunt, you must immediately thank whoever nominated you for the nomination, nominate 3 people and tell them they have 24 hours to complete the challenge. Lastly, you must chug a beer.
"I got frostbite on my ass cheeks while trying to straddle a metal pole in -30 degree weather as I was doused in buckets of ice cold water and then I jumped into the Welland canal in nothing but my gitch"
"Why the fuck would you do that!?"
"I was nominated for the 24 hour challenge, why the fuck else would I do that!?"
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When a man puts his penis in a woman's butthole after using Viagra or other male enhancements products to finish off a more than 4 hour long episode.
Man#1: hey where have you been?
Man#2: sorry bro. Had to finish off the 4 hour meatloaf.
Man#1: ugh
Man#2: you mad bro?
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1. A period during the day (usually in the early morning and late afternoon/evening hours) that can typically last for about a half hour or longer, when everyone seems to need gas in their vehicle at the same time and so every gas station you go to is overrun with lines of people waiting to pull up to the pump.
This can become quite irritating and inconvenient when you need to go somewhere quickly, but you need gas to get there.
Aw man, its freakin' gas happy hour again!!!
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