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I have attained a level of success so high that it is parallel only to that of royalty;
Only difference being, I worked my ass off to get here!
As said in Beyonce's track Flawless/Bow Down, "I'm so crown, bow down bitches!"
Definition of my everyday life, I'm at home rn, I'm bored
Duuuudee, I'm bored as fuck
A phrase that is used when someone is offended by something you said. This phrase then removes all the offensiveness of the previous statement, making it all good.
Ryan: That chick has nice tits!
Rob: Damn, that's my sister!
Ryan: I'm just sayin'
Rob: Oh, okay, it's cool.
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The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.
Bob: I went to a movie with John the other day but we left the I'm not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.
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A Half-Life meme.
Used when scientists are watching porn.
Anime character: Are you seriously watching porn by yourself?
Scientist: No! I'm with the science team!
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I like you, I'm into you
You're just my type so I'm feeling you.
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So I was riding home from class on the bus through the mall parking lot. At my mall, there is an exit where the incoming cars have no stop signs, but the cars exiting the mall do. As you may have heard, there is a hefty bit of snow happening around the midwest, so stopping a bus in this mess is a tinge difficult. Anyway, We were rounding that corner coming out of the mall when a little sedan comes zooming up, trying to whip into the mall. The bus, already midturn, obviously isn't going to stop for this dick. The guy honks, and I'm sitting towards the front where I hear the bus driver(an African American individual) mutter to himself "Bitch... I'm a bus." and keeps driving. I laughed out loud, unable to contain myself.
Now, whenever I want to say I just don't give a fuck, instead I proudly exclaim "Bitch I'm a bus."
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