A scent of breath much like a rotting corpse or wilted, overcooked vegetable, incurred by smoking hookah and drinking massive amounts of liquor simultaneously.
Bob: Wow, that girl Shida sure has some cabbage breath.
Tim: Oh yeah, it's like that because she smokes hookah while drinking profusely and facebook stalking.
Bob: Yeah, I heard her personality is even worse than her breath.
Small wads that form at the top of a person's buttcrack. They consist of dried fecal matter, toilet paper, and hair.
Jake flicked a butt cabbage on me last night. I almost barfed.
Olga: Fermented cabbage is good for your stomach.
Yumin: And for your skin.
Olga: "FERMENTED CABBAGE DANCE "
Dress warmly in unsuitable weather or in a hot room.
You're dressed like a cabbage, it's hot in here!
When a girl has a vagina that looks like a donor kebab
“Man I couldn’t have sex with her, she had a cabbage fanny!”
tearing the cabbage is a euphemism for eating ass.
sorry i didn’t answer man, i was tearing the cabbage if ya know what i mean
another name for cole slaw, which is already shitty enough as it is
i hate milk cabbage